Midseason Draft Recap

Week 8 is in the books and we are now halfway through the fantasy football season. Let’s take a jump back in time to draft night. Who was the best pick from each round? Who was the worst? Let’s find out who dominated the first ten rounds of the 2018 DFFL draft

Round 1:

Best Pick: Todd Gurley (Zig is a bitch)

Gurley is averaging 28 ppg and was perhaps that best value pick in the draft as well as he astonishingly drafted second overall. This was no contest

Worst Pick: Le’Veon Bell (The Golden God)

Le’Veon Bell has been such a penis this year. I hate the guy but I’m sad that he fucked Kaden over by not playing. James Connor has proved that signing Le’Veon Bell to a big contract was a dumb fuck idea anyway. I rate Le’Veon Bell’s performance this year a 0/10

Round 2:

Best Pick: Davante Adams (The Golden God)

Not Michael Thomas, not Christian McCaffrey, not Joe Mixon, and not even Odell Beckham have been as good as Davante Adams has been this year. Adams is so quietly dominant that most people probably wouldn’t guess that he’s a top 5 WR in fantasy football and also averaging over 19 points per game this season. Beast.

Worst Pick: LeSean McCoy (Zig is a bitch)

No, I won’t be including IR’d players or players that have been injured basically all season (Dalvin Cook) because the purpose of this is to reflect on how good the players have actually played. I only included Le’Veon Bell because he’s healthy but choosing not to play. McCoy on the other hand has been a total penis fart. avergaging under 6 per game and a season high of 11.8 points. penis.

Round 3:

Best Pick: Adam Thielen (Blitz Cock)

8 straight games with over 100 yards and the number 1 receiver in football this season. Adam Thielen is an absolute unit. He’s also got 6 TD’s including a TD in 5 straight games.

Worst Pick: Doug Baldwin (Tiny Rick)

I know Doug was hurt, but his stats since returning from injury have been terrible too. Baldwin has proven in the past that he’s capable of exploding near the end of the season, but for now he’s currently the WR109. He leaves a lot to be desired.

Round 4:

Best Pick: Aaron Rodgers (Protect The Shield)

I hate to put a QB as the best pick, but the fourth round wasn’t really a good round for anyone. It saw a lot of busts at the WR and RB position. Other than Rodgers and Tom Brady, the only decent players taken in the 4th round have been Brandin Cooks and Jarvis Landry.

Worst Pick: Derrick Henry (The Peen Dream)

Fuck Derrick Henry. I wanted him to be good so bad because he was a monster at Alabama. Remember that picture of him standing next to Mark Ingram? Good god you would’ve thought that Mark was his son. So disappointing that Henry seems to be a one dimensional bulldozing back in the NFL. I had high hopes, but no more.

Round 5:

Best Pick: Emmanuel Sanders (Lick My Pussy @bitchbarge)

I was totally wrong about this guy. I predicted him to be bad again this year, but he’s currently doing exactly what we thought Keenan Allen would do this year. Luckily Zig has both of them to offset one another. Currently the third highest scoring WR in the league.

Worst Pick: Marquise Goodwin (Don’t Fuckle With Shuckle)

Yes I know he missed some weeks with an injury, but even since being healthy he remains a super risky boom or bust play every week. The most catches he’s had in a game so far this season is 4. Golden Tate, Emmanuel Sanders, and Robert Woods were all selected after Goodwin.

Round 6:

Best Pick: Tevin Coleman (Protect The Shield)

Coleman is a decent RB option for any team, but he really saved Brendan this year. The injury to Devonta Freeman has made Tevin Coleman an easy start in most weeks and that’s not easy to find in the 6th round. Although he’s sitting at the RB17 with just about 11 ppg, he’s got great upside and a lot of good match-ups in the future.

Worst Pick: Jordan Reed (The Golden God)

Yes I know Evan Engram has also been very bad, but he was also hindered by injuries and has had 2 solid performances. Reed has been healthy all year and ranks 14th among TE’s.

Round 7:

Best Pick: Kirk Cousins (Lick My Pussy @bitchbarge)

Getting a top 5 QB in round seven is what a call a fantastic trip to my local credit union, and that’s exactly what Zig got. Sony Michel and Kerryon Johnson are close seconds but Michel’s knee injury is concerning so we’ll see

Worst Pick: Ronald Jones (Blitz Cock)

Ronald Jones has been total penis this year

Round 8:

Best Pick: James White (The Golden God)

You saw what I called getting a top 5 QB in round seven. What do you think getting a top 7 RB in round eight is called? You guessed it, an ORGASMIC trip to my local credit union! Andrew Luck is worth a mention as well because getting a top 3 QB in round 8 is also an orgasmic trip to the credit union.

Worst Pick: Rashaad Penny (Trade Me Your Worst Players)

Yeah this pick was one of Mason’s many swings and misses this year. Many of them were injuries, but this one just ended up being bad bad bad.

Round 9:

Best Pick: Cooper Kupp (Lord Mattis)

Yeah he’s missed the last 3.5 games with an injury, but he’s still top 20 in the league while still putting up zeros in that time span. When he returns I expect him to pickup right where the left off as a true WR2 for most teams.

Worst Pick: Josh Doctson (Trade Me Your Worst Players)

Again Mas. I know it’s round 9 but total penis player pick here.

Round 10:

Best Pick: Patrick Mahomes (Blitz Cock)

What do we call getting the top QB in football in the TENTH ROUND?? I have no fucking idea, but it probably has something to do with credit unions and Jets deep dish pizza. The current number 1 and 2 QB’s (Matt Ryan) were both drafted in the tenth round.

Worst Pick: Devontae Booker (Zig is a bitch)

You know what we call RB60+ in this house? A total penis.