Last year, in a stunning turn of events. Jake traded away Darren Waller to the eventual champion, Scott Bankes, for the often hospitalized, rarely effective, soft penised debutante known as David Johnson. Darren Waller would go on to do big things for Scott en route to his first ever DFFL championship.
Jake didn’t see the value in tight ends in 2020, but that is no longer the case.
Sources have all but confirmed that Jake will select Kansas City TE Travis Kelce with the 5th overall pick in this year’s draft.
“Travis is a tremendous player and I firmly believe he’ll score big touchdown this year” said an exuberant Jake. “He’s an incredible athlete. He’s got great size and also the speed he has for his size is off the charts. He has really nice lips too.”
But the party doesn’t for Jake after his inevitable selection of Kelce. Sources have confirmed that he will proceed to take Darren Waller in round 2, followed by George Kittle in round 3.
“I wanna be the first one to snag em’ all!” said Jake when asked why he’s implementing this new and bizarre strategy. “The way I see it, if I have all of the good tight ends, that means nobody else has any good tight ends which gives me an advantage.”
Will this new strategy work for Jake? We’ll have to check back in a few weeks to find out, but for now let’s welcome this brand new football season with open arms. Win or lose, let us all pour a drink to football season being officially back.
Look all I’m saying is if I have another losing season, my fiancé is going to take the cats and leave me. I’m still trying to decide whether that’s a good thing or not”
Jake
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